I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.

“I always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.”

“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. …”

“A blanket could be used to help frowners smile. I’m only halfway through the pr…”

“I hid a flower in a garden. I also hid a body there.”