I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.

“In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them…”

“The closest my penis has come to my sexy coworker’s vagina, is piss splatters o…”

“I’d like a peach cobbler. Georgia shoemakers are tasty.”

“Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it ma…”