I unwind with wine—or a few counter clockwise turns.

“He said that he said it—a second he, not a man named He. And not He-Man either.”

“It’s hard to type with gloves on. It’s also hard to type with just an erection.…”

“Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. Th…”

“Music enters through the ear, not the penis hole. This is probably a common mis…”