I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I don’t have one.

“People don’t blush when they’re embarrassed. White people blush when they’re em…”

“When I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.”

“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m…”

“I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.”