I used to spend a lot of time in lap pools. Growing up I was on a few swim teams. In Florida all there is to do is surf, swim, golf, and try to pick up single women at the retirement home.

“I know her name. I remember because I forgot. That’s one of the joys of love. W…”

“Water is like love, but love is not like water. No, because if it were, I’d be …”

“For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.”

“Red calls out to the rose, but I’m the only one who’s listening.”