I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best position for me to be in.

“There’s a naked woman on the phone for you,” Orafoura said.
”Have my clone get …”

“I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.”

“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Ast…”

“I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on …”