I vote to have my vote voided—which means my vote won’t count even when it counts, and it will count even when it won’t count.

“A man with six fingers on one hand who gets his finger cutoff by the mafia prob…”

“You could say I lost my cool when I got heckled, but I wasn’t cool to begin wit…”

“If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.
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“A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!
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