I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.

“Even though I knew she needed to get something off her chest, I was hoping it w…”

“I’m a smart cookie. Chocolate chip.”

“Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place,…”

“My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a lon…”