I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)

“For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with…”

“You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I kn…”

“If it comes all scratched and dented, then no matter what you do, unless you bu…”

“I am a superhero! I wear Spandex and I save things. I don’t save people, I save…”