I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep.

“I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.”

“A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses th…”

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. …”

“I want to write a chicken story, starting from scratch, and my handwriting is c…”