I want a white car that turns red when I’m embarrassed.

“The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, …”

“Who art thou, Art? Do you make art the way I make love—with a paintbrush?”

“My favorite flower is the tulip. I’m crazy like Holland about them. I’ll even p…”

“A blanket could be used to show people the benefits of sleeping with a parachut…”