I want eyebrows shaped like pinball swatters, and to accompany that I’ll get a Hindu dot on my forehead.

“I like being right more than I like keeping friends. Certainly this leaves me l…”

“I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the ba…”

“I had to put away my toy so it didn’t get lost. After all, cats can’t read maps…”

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he wa…”