I want instant coffee at the snap of my fingers that gives me more energy than that generated by a million snaps.

“I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, …”

“What you’d call stealing, I’d call a mistake. Or, if I were a politician, I’d c…”

“I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a w…”

“I’m trying to liquidate my assets. Somebody get me a straw.”