I want more sleep. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?

“If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d st…”

“I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to…”

“18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded…”

“A brick and a blanket can be used as reasons to go on searching, when you’ve fo…”