I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with piss in it.

“I’m not flat broke. I’m a little hilly.”

“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m t…”

“She always looks like she’s about to break into laughter. He always looks like …”

“In politics, I don’t know which came first, the rubber chicken policies, or the…”