I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.

“I want to write a book called, “Son, I’m dying,” where I visualize the day my e…”

“I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.”

“People come and people go, but only a magical person can come and go at the sam…”

“Most people take four years to get a degree. Not me. I’m twice as ambitious. It…”