I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied to be a waiter.

“My name is Al, but it’s not Al Falfa. You can’t eat me, damnit. At least not le…”

“I am a fisherman, a hunter, and a lover. A lover of men, not animals. And by me…”

“I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinos…”

“Maturity doesn’t advance linearly, like you steadily and readily becoming more …”