I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Jack and Hilda went up the hill to fetch a mountain of valley. ” “I rented a dress, but not an address. That I had to buy, though it made my ass …” “Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love t…” “In this moment I’m reminded of Thor tutoring me math in the second grade. Thor …”