I want to be the mayor of a small town. A small town I populated entirely with my seed.

“Falling in love should be natural, like the food at Moe’s. Baby, I am so hungry…”

“A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would no…”

“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulatio…”

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustac…”