I want to be the object of your objections.

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole …”

“I don’t care if I’m on the moon, the party is on the sun, and I am an albino, y…”

“The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful though…”

“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemora…”