I want to bring as much love into the world as I can. Where am I bringing it from? I’m going to bring it up from hell.

“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”

“Why watch reality TV when I can just open my blinds and look out my window to a…”

“A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like…”

“I am in possession of the love cannon. Please don’t take this the wrong way, bu…”