I want to cut your lips, and cut your lisp.

“Yesterday was my last day at work. My coworkers were so sad they all pitched in…”

“Do I see value? My gut says no, but I’m willing to bet on things that may pay o…”

“There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. …”

“I tried turning the table on my opposition, but the table was circular, and I w…”