I want to do something different, and make a difference in people’s lives. If everyone jumps off a bridge, I’ll be the guy who built that bridge.

“I didn’t shave my mustache off. Instead what I did was taped Elton John’s assho…”

“If love were circular, like a yawn, and I were dynamic and geometric, like an i…”

“I wanted to study graphic design, because I wanted to work in an office with de…”

“With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.”