I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can stop doing it, I’ll want to continue doing it in my free time.

“If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I hav…”

“Ma’am, my hand hurts. May I massage it on your buttocks?”

“The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.”

“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aq…”