I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is.

“A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. That’s why I travel with a fishing …”

“I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.”

“I’ll throw some dirty clothes under your car and claim you ran over my anorexic…”

“The elevator wasn’t empty; it was full of fragrance. The perfume that lingered …”