I want to get even. I want to get even more money.

“My new mustache is barely big enough to cover my pubic region.”

“I find wisdom in the waves. Goodbye is a hello to a life without you.”

“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it…”

“I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should b…”