I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.

“She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to ye…”

“Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother w…”

“Like a spy, I planted a bug. Like a farmer, I watched it grow into a politician…”

“Sometimes my thoughts are too slimy for my brain, and they come shooting out of…”