I want to go back to weighing 165 pounds. Let me take off my clothes.

“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyw…”

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “…”

“Love is 90% what life is about, plus or minus 10%. Of course, I just made both …”

“It may seem like good is always reacting in response to evil, and evil always m…”