I want to go to Sing Sing prison. I’ll bet they’ve got a good chorus.

“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.”

“My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I vote…”

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”