I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.

“I’ll steal bodies, not to be Corporal Corpse, but to have access to a never-end…”

“If you put a long-haired wig on and ask nicely, I might sit on your back and ri…”

“A blanket could be used to divide people. All men who oppose me should get on t…”

“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.”