I want to have negative three kids. Or three negative kids.

“A brick could be used as 1,2, and 4. But not 3. No, 3 is too holy for a brick. …”

“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”

“Between was and is you’ll find me—but most of the time you’ll only find me in p…”

“I have a photographic memory. Especially for nudes.”