I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which would be used for comedians. And politicians.

“I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.”

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason th…”

“The future seems so crowded to me. All I see is me, me, me, me, me and a millio…”