I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.

“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get …”

“The statue stood quiet and still, like the silhouette of a tired mime.”

“I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra…”

“I’ll make a soup out of sound, and I’ll call it “Decibels.” You can get a cup o…”