I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in my eggs, no matter how scrambled I like them.

“Most men want sex, without the kids or commitment. I want sex, but I don’t want…”

“Nobody likes a dick. Except a pussy. Or an asshole. Or a goat’s mouth.”

“Nobody’s going to notice what’s not there, unless something was there and now i…”

“The mobster came by my establishment and said I needed protection. “Nope,” I re…”