I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does.

“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe th…”

“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Ast…”

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the w…”

“I conceal myself behind cynicism because it’s safe. Camouflage is more protecti…”