I want to knit myself a skin-tight sweater, made out of human flesh.

“I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a w…”

“But if she could be here, she probably wouldn’t be here. But that won’t stop me…”

“I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landma…”

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clog…”