I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink ever.

“I carry a little plastic tub with me, and I put my most valuable possessions in…”

“I dreamt of a Gatorade bottle that looks full, but the bottom has a secret snap…”

“I bought an oxygen tank, because with the global population at over seven billi…”

“Somewhere, on some sidewalk, is a piece of gum with my shoe’s imprint patterned…”