I want to make enough money to buy an island. Something modest, like Australia.

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“I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by din…”

“I drink special water, because not all water is equal. Some water is smarter an…”

“The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work…”