I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from Robespierre.

“If I could change one thing about myself, I’d pick a new nose, because I’m tire…”

“I know her name. I remember because I forgot. That’s one of the joys of love. W…”

“The kitten I got is black and white and has long hair. Really long hair (think …”

“A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, a…”