I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue.

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”

“You may scoff and say I only make ten dollars an hour, but if at the end of an …”

“I drink coffee like other men play basketball. I drink like a woman, and that’s…”

“When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a short…”