I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.

“Love is a thunderstorm, and I am the desert.”

“My writing doesn’t improve if you think it’s great, and it doesn’t lessen if yo…”

“Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like…”

“I've never had cyber sex. My penis won't fit in the USB port. . . at least not …”