I want to play a game of Solitaire—with my clone.

“I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my a…”

“When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one…”

“Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.”

“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.”