I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY


“I prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and lick…”

“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”

“A brick could be used as a child’s game to improve memory. I forgot how exactly…”

“I want to have sex at 120—pm and years old.”