I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium.

“A tailor walks into a lawyer, and the bar says, "I like your suit." And the tai…”

“I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, pea…”

“A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically he…”

“I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, …”