I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.

“It’s sad when people want to wear out a perfectly good last name when they don’…”

“The silence sounded like a fire alarm in my ears.”

“The first step to running a successful business, is printing out pictures of al…”

“Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t …”