I want to work at a big firm. Erection.

“To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower wi…”

“There were 17 people at the funeral. 16 of them were there for a family reunion…”

“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t ther…”

“If you’re too slow off a red light, I’ll lay on my horn, because I’m a honky. W…”