I want to write a movie called “The Movie.” Clever title, no?

“Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an …”

“My hero’s hero is not necessarily my hero, unless my clone’s hero is my clone’s…”

“I miss my ex girlfriend a lot. But at least I’m getting to be a better shot.”

“To some dogs I don’t like cats, to some cats I don’t like dogs, and to some peo…”