I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town.

“If it comes all scratched and dented, then no matter what you do, unless you bu…”

“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for bein…”

“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”

“I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”