I want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit premature.

“But if she could be here, she probably wouldn’t be here. But that won’t stop me…”

“I’d make a great color commentator. Turquoise.”

“She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir t…”

“People love to love, but I love to sleep, and that is why cats are closer to Go…”