I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.

“English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.”

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want…”

“Love is a good thing. Not starving to death is also a good thing. Being in love…”

“I’ll only date a girl if she has a lot of class. And if she is 18, I don’t care…”